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Hipsters I Wanna Date: Greta Gerwig

Who: Greta Gerwig Job: Screen Writer, Actor Why should we be together: She’s a Greta, she writes my thoughts. Dealbreaker: In two years, she’ll be ...
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Hipsters I Wanna Date: Miranda July

Who: Miranda Jennifer Grossinger a.k.a. Miranda July Job: Polyartist Why should we be together: I need someone to ))<>(( forever. Dealbreaker: She’...
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Hipster Date #31: Caitlin

Caitlin. Or, the one who got away. I seriously think things could’ve worked out between me and Caitlin. She is a lotta fun, smart and super cute. But there’s so...
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Hipsters I Wanna Date: Shingai Shoniwa

Who: Shingai Shoniwa Job: Noisettes’s Bass Player and lead singer Why should we be together: She plays a Fender and she has a crazy hairdo. Dealbreaker: ...
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Hipster Date#2: Hannah

Hannah said that she would only date me if I’d called her and ask her out. I told her this is crazytalk. She said, ‘I wanna show you my art, I don&#...
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Hipsters I Wanna Date: Zooey Deschanel

Who: Zooey DeschanelJob: Actress, indie girl next door, singerWhy should we be together: Even if I Weird Scienced a girl, she wouldn’t be as cute as Zooey...