Unicorns Are Real: The Bible Says So
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Unicorns Are Real: The Bible Says So

Apparently, the word unicorn appears at least 9 times in the Bible, specifically King James version of the Old Testament.

The most significant mention of unicorns occurs in the Book of Job, when God pulls his favorite whipping boy aside and enumerates the characteristics of a variety of impressive animals He alone created, reiterating His infallible superiority over men. Among these creatures was the magnificent unicorn, which isn’t all that impressive when you consider it’s basically just a white horse with a horn.

Now, next time you’re doing your Bible reading, you should use this song to make it cooler.

HOLY UNICORNS! [Vice]

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Written by Tag Brum

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