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Missed Hipster Connections: Which one is your gal? (the levee, williamsburg)

Date: 2010-09-01, 7:13AM EDT

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outside of the levee tuesday night. you had a dog. i had an umbrella. you asked me which gal was mine, and i said that i didn’t have a gal. you asked if i was in a band, i said i could be. you said that was hard to believe. i lit up my american spirit, you turned away and coughed. you asked me about the gal again. i made a magic trick. you smiled. i showed you how my crotch looks snuggled in my skinny pants, you played with your hair. i had a mustache. but then i had to leave. whats up?

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