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Missed Hipster Connection

The Unjustly Ejected Maroon 5 Enthusiasts – w4m – 22 (The Woods – Williamsburg)


Date: 2012-01-08, 8:36PM EST

You dudes are my heroes. Myself- a dark-haired brown-glasses wearing female in corduroys and a blue short sleeved button down, three stunning Irish Catholic beauties, and our loyal friend a slender young man in a maroon sweater and dark ski cap joined you in your persistent pleas of “moves like jagger,” “jagger, jagger, jagger,” and humming the opening uplifting whistling notes to this 3 and a half minute slice of pure pop bliss. The cowardly midget DJ refused to honor your brilliant request and eventually you all were unnecessarily and abruptly kicked out by the management. seriously, what goes on? i believe there were five of you in your party, a longer haired gentleman in a sort of greaser inspired outfit, a more swarthy looking gentlemen, and a few others whose faces I could not make out in the borderline sexual harassment liability lighting in that place. But anyways, we all appreciated your valiant efforts and would like to party with you guys in a more equitable and pleasant environment sometime soon. 

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