At least that’s the premise of the new video of The Shins, Simple Song. Which, oddly enough, is not on YouTube yet. I think people got traumatized by the whole Megavideo ordeal. I know I did, I mean, I still don’t know if Ross gets Rachel in the end or if Alf eats the cat or if Christian wins Project Runway and I guess I’ll never know. You think that’s funny? Well, The Shins is so 2005, so the joke is on you, buddy. Check the video on iTunes.