How to Bring Up Magic Mike and Not Sound Weird
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How to Bring Up Magic Mike and Not Sound Weird

Magic Mike is the movie everyone wants to talk about, but no one wants to actually see it. It might be because admitting to see a movie about male strippers is embarrassing or it might be because it’s a movie with Matthew McConaughey, which is flat out ridiculous. I’ll tell this much though, I’m not going to see it if I have to pay for it and it has nothing to do with the theme (it has to do with Matthew McConaughey, sure, but let’s move on), it has to do with how expensive movies are and how you really have to be picky about which ones you really want to see it. I really want to talk about Magic Mike and give my informed opinion about it, but I’m gonna have to wait for it to drop on Netflix for it to happen. Sorry, Channing. So, here are the talking points for you to use on this 4th of July barbeque. Have fun.

1 – I heard Matthew McConaughey is going full McConaughey on Magic Mike.
2 – I think Magic Mike is like Bring it On for strippers.
3 – …And you would think 21 Jump Street would keep Channing Tatum off the pole.
4 – We all have to thank Channing Tatum’s daddy issues for Magic Mike.
5 – I hope the Academy recognize the McConaugheyest of performances on Magic Mike.

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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