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Hipsters I Wanna Date: Greta Gerwig

Who: Greta Gerwig

Job: Screen Writer, Actor

Why should we be together: She’s a Greta, she writes my thoughts.

Dealbreaker: In two years, she’ll be too famous

Pro: She’s Mumblecore’s muse

Con: I don’t do awards ceremonies

In Summary: She’s all complex and weird, I want her to come whisper in my ear.

What do you think?

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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