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Hipsters I Wanna Date: Chan Marshall

Who: Chan Marshall a.k.a. Cat Power

Job: Singer, Composer

Why should we be together: She’s the cat’s meow.

Dealbreaker: She’s a chain smoker

Pro: She might purr

Con: I’m allergic to cats

In Summary: She’s a smoking hot, troubled feline chick. I wanna be her catnip, even though my throat might close and I can choke to death.

What do you think?

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Written by Tag Brum

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