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Hipsters: Break Up With Me!


Have you ever had to urge to end your relationship via text message, but was concerned if it is cool or not to do it? Well, don’t worry about hurting feelings, just text (or rather, leave a message if the line is busy) your break up message to me right now.

Call or text (646) 801-3068 and the best break up messages (yes, there will be a transcript of the voice messages) will be featured in the blog.

So, yeah, you can totz break up with me now. Or not. Whatevs.

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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