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Hipster Personals: lila_vanilla23

I would like someone who is artsy, motivated, tall, confident, passionate about his art, talented, free of emotional baggage, in shape [or super skinny], really hot, with blonde hair and a red beard, likes me for who I am and accepts all my flaws, even though I won’t accept yours! Bonus if you have one eye blue and the other one brown.

Hipster Personals: helping lonely hipsters finding someone to hang out with. Send your personals to [email protected]

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