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Hipster Personals: HotEnzo

Hi. My name is Enzo. I’m a photographer and former model and I’m looking for a incredibly attractive soul mate. Not funny looking, not charming, just plain hot. And don’t try to fool me, I worked with the most beautiful people in the world and I can send you photos of my amazing face (and body!) if you are worthy of my perfection. Of course, you have to send pictures first, I mean, c’mon, let’s not waste my time, baby. Men and women should apply, as long as they’re as good looking as I am.

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