Hipster Missed Connections: Squirrels, Monkeys and Hadoukens
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Hipster Missed Connections: Squirrels, Monkeys and Hadoukens

You left your damn squirrel in my tub and she’s upset. It’s been 72 hours and while I’ve been feeding her bits and pieces here and there, she seems very unhappy. Also my monkey doesn’t like her anymore after she beat him at Street Fighter (I know he’s a jerk and I spoil him but he has a temper).
I don’t know how to reach you!
How do we fix this?

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