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Hipster Date #18: Mia

For some reason Midtown was reeking of pot. And desperation. Know what? Trey Anastasio was playing at the MSG.

Mia wanted to go to some random bars around 8th ave, because we were going to see Passion Pit at Hammerstein Ballroom.

Apparently, Mr. Anastasio has a huge fan base.

Some Nascar fans were there too. Is there a connection here?

What am I missing?

We finally found a place to booze it up and let me tell you, for a girl that claims that Jameson is her best friend, they don’t really get along.

It was almost as if Jameson was punching her in the face at every sip she’d take.

This would be a gorgeous haiku.

Sleepyhead. Sleepyhead.

I wanted to make a Facebook status update to say that the bartenders were not serving us anymore.

At 8:30.

Name: Mia

Relationships: On rebound

From: New York City

Body type: Petite

Personality: Kind of an asshole, but in a good way

Funny: Hilarious

Job: Fashion Designer

Drink: Has uber arguments with Jameson 

Make Out Skills: As if she had an octopus in her mouth 

Hipsterity: B-

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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