in

Excellent Tumblr Proves Everything’s Better With A Dick Joke

"I mean, he will suck your dick, but you will die, like, immediately."

“I mean, he will suck your dick, but you will die, like, immediately.”

“I sucked the dog’s dick a bunch of times while you were out.”

Suck My Dick, New Yorker Caption Contest.

 

What do you think?

87 points
Upvote Downvote

Written by Addy Fox

"Go get your gun, I'll get my hammer."

‘Tis Brazil: President Dilma’s Tweet is Totally a Big Deal

X-Men: Days of Future Past – Movie Trailer #DOFP