25 Things Lana del Rey Sounds Like
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25 Things Lana del Rey Sounds Like

Things that sound like Lana Del Rey’s performance on SNL:

  1. My dog’s ass after he sneaks some chili
  2. a melancholy hobo on a riverboat
  3. a large land mammal in mourning
  4. shit
  5. an internet singer trying to perform live on TV
  6. Glee having a stroke
  7. a poet from Starbucks
  8. the inside of Rebecca Black’s head
  9. Michael Clarke Duncan in the shower
  10. one of those talking trees from Lord of the Rings trying to seduce another tree
  11. the worst lyricist ever
  12. CHUD on Broadway
  13. a girl whose dad is a millionaire who bought her a music career
  14. Ashlee Simpson’s understudy
  15. the aural equivalent of an abscessed tooth
  16. lazy hatred in music form
  17. Un-autotuned digestion
  18. Love poetry from a highschool drop out who gets high too much
  19. a terrible sign of the times
  20. the musical version of Clint Howard’s career
  21. the worst musical guest on SNL in ages
  22. A dumpster magically granted life
  23. a Morlock
  24. Mr. Hanky’s warm up routine
  25. a joke on all of us

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Written by Tag Brum

Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available.
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Comments

  1. you’re an idiot.

    you know nothing about music, or about talent.

    and you’re not remotely funny.

    this website sucks.

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