Another case of life imitates art.

"All schools in the vast Los Angeles Unified School District have been ordered closed due to a threat, which New York City officials say they also received but quickly concluded that it was a hoax." — The Guardian

Yeah, it was a distraction! They were robbing banks! What, have you never seen Die Hard 3? The movie was OK, not great, but c’mon, haven’t you learned your lesson? All right, call McClane already.