Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – Other Critics
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – Other Critics

“A blast, the best action movie of the summer.”

Joe Williams for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch
You know things you post on the Internet are forever, right?

“It sounds fun. It’s a little fun. For a while. But Bekmanbetov shoots every killing spree like an addled gamer, working that slow-down-speed-up kill-shot cliche like a maniac.”

Michael Phillips for the Chicago Tribune
Now, that’s more like it.

A Civil War-era actioner of questionable taste and historical accuracy but surprisingly consistent entertainment value.

Justin Chang for Variety
Stay in school kids, you hear?

The movie deserves a stake through the heart.

Peter Travers for Rolling Stone
Oh, Pete, you outdone yourself this time.

This ludicrous CGI extravaganza, based on the comic horror novel by Seth Grahame-Smith, can stand proudly beside the best-worst of Ed Wood and Uwe Boll.

Keith Uhlich for Time Out
Sounds like a classic to me.

The grave tone makes it stiff and leaden, the digi-saturated look is a turn-off. Damnable and disordered.

Dan Jolin for Empire
Now, that’s the proper way of calling a film a piece of shit.

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