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LL Cool J Breaks Burglar’s Nose, Jaw and Ribs

by Tag Brum on August 24, 2012

You know when LL Cool J sang Mama said knock you out? I never thought that what he meant by that was, if you step into my house uninvited, I’ll break your face.

A man charged with breaking into LL Cool J’s home Wednesday morning faces a long prison sentence if convicted because of his previous convictions, the prosecutor’s spokeswoman said Thursday.

Jonathan Kirby, 56, suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs when he encountered the muscular rapper-actor inside his Sherman Oaks, California, home, according to Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, he should have ran into his panic room and wait for the cops, right? Well, I’ve been there and the first thing you think is, in fact, I’m gonna break this robber’s face and ribs if I have to. But I’m not saying, follow suit. But I’m just saying, that was great. ‘Mama said knock you out': LL Cool J broke burglary suspect’s nose, jaw, ribs [CNN]

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Tag Brum
Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available. You can follow him on Twitter @tagbrum.
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