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by Tag Brum on August 1, 2012

New Yorker writer Jonah Lehrer has resigned and his bestselling book has been halted after he acknowledged inventing quotes by Bob Dylan. On the spirit of “we should definitely make fun of it” we decided that Bob Dylan himself will be part of our staff and he’ll be commenting on pop culture bits from now on. I’m pretty sure Jonah Lehrer and The New Yorker will be fine with it. Not sure if Dylan will, but we don’t really care.

How many times must Kristen Stewart sleep with another man before we can actually say she cheated on Robert Pattinson?

Bob Dylan #neversaidthat

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Tag Brum
Tag Brum lives in Brooklyn and writes things from a computer whenever wi-fi is available. You can follow him on Twitter @tagbrum.

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