John Mayer’s Mom Writes Adorable Article at @VultureMusic0 min read OMG you guys: John Mayer’s mom just wrote the most adorable article about how not to hate him. I mean, it was about time someone would step up and defend this poor soul, amirite? John is the type of guy that… honestly, I have no fucking idea. I just like to imagine the whole conversation in the “newsroom” while Jesse David Fox pitches a “in defense of” post featuring John Mayer. The post gives you 7 steps to learn how to stop hating on him. It’s like a version of A.A. for detestation. Oh, and Jesse one more thing: Mohn Jayer? Ain’t gonna happen.