In order to break records or to break our spirit, Warner Bros. is bombarding everyone with The Dark Knight Rises clips and marketing shenanigans. To which we say: if we promise you we’ll see your movie, would you stop spoiling it for us? Pretty please? We’ll even tweet our friends about it and not the geek ones, the ones that only see award season crap too.

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