1. “Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”
2. ” I think it’s time to ask yourself; what do you believe in?”
3. “…Indiana Jones. I always knew someday you’d come walking back through my door. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable.”
4. “Professor of Archaeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it… obtainer of rare antiquities.”
5. “Throw me the idol; I’ll throw you the whip!”
6. “I mean that for nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost Ark. It’s not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It’s like nothing you’ve ever gone after before.”
7. “Look at this. It’s worthless — ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless. Like the Ark.”
8. “It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.”
9. “We have top men working on it now.” “…Who?” “…Top…men.”
10. “Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.”
11. “Choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.”
12. “It’s a leap of faith.”
13. “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. ‘Let your armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky…’”
14. “We named the dog ‘Indiana.’” “…I’ve got a lot of fond memories… of that dog.”
15. “Uh, what’s that supposed to be coming out of there?” “…Lightning. Fire. The power of God or something.”
16. “‘X’ never, ever marks the spot.”
17. “He chose… poorly.”

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