Things that sound like Lana Del Rey’s performance on SNL:
- My dog’s ass after he sneaks some chili
- a melancholy hobo on a riverboat
- a large land mammal in mourning
- shit
- an internet singer trying to perform live on TV
- Glee having a stroke
- a poet from Starbucks
- the inside of Rebecca Black’s head
- Michael Clarke Duncan in the shower
- one of those talking trees from Lord of the Rings trying to seduce another tree
- the worst lyricist ever
- CHUD on Broadway
- a girl whose dad is a millionaire who bought her a music career
- Ashlee Simpson’s understudy
- the aural equivalent of an abscessed tooth
- lazy hatred in music form
- Un-autotuned digestion
- Love poetry from a highschool drop out who gets high too much
- a terrible sign of the times
- the musical version of Clint Howard’s career
- the worst musical guest on SNL in ages
- A dumpster magically granted life
- a Morlock
- Mr. Hanky’s warm up routine
- a joke on all of us
you’re an idiot.
you know nothing about music, or about talent.
and you’re not remotely funny.
this website sucks.